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Strangely enough, the boyfriend did not appreciate it when I said I wanted Alexander Skarsgård for Christmas. Shouldn't have asked, then.
Bad idea: Yelling at me for no reason, slamming the door on your way out, leaving your car keys behind.
Fact: If you hear the spider on your tiles before you see it, you are allowed to run out of the room screaming.
That awkward moment when a word in your native language escapes you, but you know it in at least two acquired ones.
We are sorry, but sunshine is not available in your country.
I felt like shit this morning. Then I looked at pictures of Lindsay Lohan. #uplifting
Why do clients send me texts for translation as a pdf? I am not a printer.
No, I did not fall flat on my face just now. I wanted to give gravity a hug. Thanks for asking.
Stupid weather, I'm sure my Christmas mail would arrive faster if I sent it with pigeons. Open your windows, they'll be right there.
Let me tell you, sometimes I am glad I live in Europe. You know, that's this continent Sarah Palin isn't able to find on a map.
When there is a fly sitting on your computer screen, you cannot get it off by moving the mouse pointer. Not that I just tried that.
Today is one of those days where my grandma would say "As long as we have potatoes."
Dear Mr da Vinci. It is 30° C outside and my feet are cold. Any thoughts on that?
Let's clarify this, dear customer. The word "deadline" means till one of us drops dead, right? Right?
Grandma: The bag is light. Mom: Who's in a fight? Grandma: What's not right? (conversations of the hard of hearing).