@benhatch “@garethaveyard: Q: Which is the most annoying mythical creature to go on a road trip with?


A: The Are We There Yeti.”

@seanvandaleyes oh I think she does.

“@mummybarrow: #winebuffs. HELLO. http://t.co/9iq3W5NO” many thanks.

“@ben_morgan_: BBC: "Ancient Iceman had brown eyes". Yes, but he also had a cold heart.” story of my life.

I'd really appreciate a retweet. I'm desperate to find a photograph of footballers Jackie and Danny Blanchflower's father. Can anyone help?

@ministryofmum were you pissed when you did the facts of life bit?

@that_damn_duck I prefer to ask them to say it over and over again until I really believe it.

@that_damn_duck gotcha. Where would we be without Wikipedia?

@seanvandaleyes it took a third for me to realise two was just right. If I could soften that with an inane "all worth it" comment I would.

@tortilla_nazi it's never too late to fake your own death.

@ben_morgan_ I saw you. If he wasn't your dad why were you holding hands?

@thenaughtynymph @tortilla_nazi I'm taking this on board and if I ever make parole I'll do the right thing. #rollon2033

#juniordoctors Lucy - I'm going to be YOUR OWN PERSONAL hypochondriac/stalker.

@gdorean let me guess - what school did you go to, where do/did you live, I didn't catch your surname ...

@gdorean my gran had first colour tv on her street. It caught fire and they all just sat round watching it. Thought the fire was on telly.

@icod thank god. First read of tweet thought you were buying that dress to go to Waitrose IN. Was so impressed/intimidated.

@margaretatwood my 8yo's appetite for books is insatiable. Often reads a book a day. Now on Dickens. Without library I couldn't afford it.