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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Gift @zombot Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    It's Flag Day? Hand me that French flag. Yeah, the white one.

    • 271
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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    There is no "I" in "team."

    But there's an "I" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team."

    So there.

    • 222
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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Early photo of me:

    ~o ~o ~o
    ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o
    ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~☺
    ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o
    ~o ~o ~o

    That's me in the lead.
    #happybirthdaytome

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Just had oral sex from a blo-up doll. Or as I call it, inflatio.

    • 174
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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    I wish my entire bathroom floor was a urinal. Just like at work.

    • 203
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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Let's not all be too hard on poor Rush Limbaugh. I'm sure there's a methadone to his madness.

    • 216
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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Haikus are so lame.
    You can just write anything.
    Garbage compactor.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    You look like I could use some sex.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Great minds think alike, but quick minds think of it sooner.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Broth is just tea made with meat.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    This is the longest Priceline commercial I've ever-- oh, it's Boston Legal.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    There is really quite nothing like the flavor of a rejected friendship invitation.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Saturday night: ✓
    At home: ✓
    Drunk on cheap wine: ✓
    Watching TV: ✓

    Social life: ✖

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    God, I wish you guys really existed.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    "I just threw up in your mouth. A lot." - penis

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Just remember... you're unique.

    And sometimes "unique" means nobody knows what the fuck to make of you.

    *kisses your forehead*

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    I've had so much caffeine I can see my own aura.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    They should make a larger version of the iPad so that when someone raises it at an event to take a picture, it’s easier to hit with a rock.

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  • zombot
      ☣☠☢ @zombot

    Gonna go to the gym and break some hearts. Or my ass. Either way it'll be painful for someone.

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