Omg becky, look at her tweets

My neighbor stands outside coughing her head off at super early hours of the a.m. Thinking about putting up a scarecrow.

i just logged in to favstar for the ist time ever and had no idea that some of u have actually favorited and/or retweeted my tweets. thanks!

Getting a twitter star notification makes me smile

sometimes in life, u must push the "next" button, or you're doomed to be miserable

You are what you tweet

we are all imperfectly perfect. And it is perfection

on my way back from mickey d's this morning, i hit every single green light. i felt like i had magical powers

wow, i can't believe how some of you have like 125 stars on one tweet! i'm tickled pink if i get a couple ;)

I've been on twitter for a year now & just now realized that the home icon is a birdhouse.

how do i know if i wanna follow u if ur tweets r protected? u cld be extremely boring & then i'd have2 unfollow u

I usually have my phone vertical when i'm tweeting, but every now and then i turn it sideways. Just to mix things up a little

that's my stapler

I had a dream i was on a nude beach in hawaii sipping an alcloholic beverage out of a coconut explaining the lyrics to "pumped up kicks" ...

i am german, french, irish, and native american. i am an earth dweller, like you all. (besides, of course, you aliens that live elsewhere)

Nobody's getting in ur way but urself. If u truly want happiness, then go get u some.

it's almost like christmas eve... but instead of being the night before christmas, its the night before thanksgiving

Typos ate our friends

Holding this little baby in my arms, wondering cld it get any better than this. This must be heaven on earth.

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