Thx ppl! @pr1yaji @boatsy1 @raeesa_isy @_missy_prissy_ @untamedbeauti @anarsteele @angeliquegerber @anielieja @angie_vrooyen @jeanetdutoit

#FF @elmiennell @clarissa_hart @melanieminnaar @kitana29 @alexcaige @call_me_bookish @spraytanpta @everglade3 @gnat_j @craftyza @hallojanus

South Africa number 1 on the 'Dirty Energy' list  http://www.care2.com/causes/5-countries-on-the-naughty-list-for-dirty-energy.html …

The dog days are over ☺

@thecomedyjokes except the actual act of peeing. Those pees can last forever.

@thecomedyjokes ...and in desperation you tweet instead, hoping that they'll catch on...

#VitaminInjections: might as well slap yourself on the arse and drink a shot of food colourant

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo!

@thepatrickwalsh WhAaaaAt? Outside? Where there's actual live people? Noooooooh!

Can you hear me yelling 'Adrian' in the background? #Rocky RT @thesahand: Just ran up two flights of stairs. I feel so rocky.

@crankypappy no rule that says u mustnt either. Without rules we're but a sea of smartarses, floating in a sea of twittery brainfarts.