this chick goes from tweeting bout her anxiety to eating fried chick. Chill bitch before u die of hypertension n cardiac arrest.

#HPpickuplines I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire. #corny

Seems like everyone then 😏 RT @uberfacts: People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.

I love my TL thanks to @iamenidcoleslaw @gasmithiv @jennyjohnsonhi5 @jackcojisan @shanethevein

I want to start a rumor that Facebook and twitter is haram!

In a fuck everyone mood 

@thekillertruth what's more funnier is someone runnin to catch the bus n when they on it they realize it's the wrong bus! Lol

This is sillier than a middle school relationship

Saturday night wooh!!! These is how I get down on Saturday nights :((( http://t.co/bTqnqhJG

omg Hostel part 3?! i'm gonna shit my pants tonight

It's so cute to see how much magneto loves n cares for Xavier :)

we are scared shitless thanks to insidious!!!

I hate this part

Whenever we are at toys r us Khaled never pays attention to me -.-

American Apparel models are UGLY!!!

ewwww i hate my life!!! i don't wanna be in the lib doing math problems!!!

My jacket gives me a stomach boner ahaha

I might be lactose intolerant. I break out when I eat cheese lol

#10twitterpeopleiwouldliketomeet @mursebrianrn

@emonstr lol RT @littleharmonica: All I want for my best friend is that she find a guy whose life she can make really miserable.