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When I call someone I know from my work phone and they don't answer 'cause they think I'm Sallie Mae <<<
I could teach a class on how to properly enjoy a lazy Sunday...but I'm too lazy to do it.
The first half of that song is just an intense ass instrumental just to get your mind in that dark space.
Just watched "Player's Club" and that movie is even funnier than I remember. It has aged like a fine 40 oz.
I've done some inexcusable things in my lifetime, but I have NEVER left a comment on a youtube video. I will always have that.
Lord, why did I let that white man steal my wisdom teeth? They weren't hurting nobody. *rocks myself in this never ending line*
Don't dare offer me some tamales if they not wrapped in foil and made by someone's abuela.
True Life: I Would Get Drunk All Day Everyday But I Might Trigger The Alcoholism Gene... Plus I Got Bills To Pay