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Guys, trolling is not someone saying something you don’t agree with.

Hint: the *point* is to screw up your useless, retarded, unconstitutional process that I end up having to *pay* for

Got my freedom pat at SEA. I overheard TSA agents talking about how I was screwing the process up and should just use the scanners. #lolno

Everyone should get better at being skeptics.

Germany's a pretty rangy country; on the one hand there's Hitler, and on the other: Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil

@new_mexico_news Real journalism is a good thing, but 24/7 news channels are almost universally terrible.

@new_mexico_news Well I’m sad to be missing that even if I now live near Oakland

Seriously everyone,  http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/12/news-is-bad-rolf-dobelli …

I take back everything I said about SF traffic not being *that* bad. This is horrifying

Segmentally Constructed Prestressed Concrete Hyperboloid Cooling Tower! Segmentally Constructed Prestressed Concrete Hyperboloid Cooling Tow

@dr_chile Then you know what you must do. (make it)

Me to the internet: Look baby, it's not you, it's—actually it is you, cut this april fools shit out.

Hm, using Chrome apparently cuts my battery life to around 3/5ths of what it is with Safari.